tennants-hair:

sir this is your great grandmother’s funeral can you please stop saying mmm whatcha say after every pause

(via heart)

takeyourpickdude:

baby-pixie:

Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.

I KNEW IT

(via overqualifiedtrashcan)

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

(via fake-mermaid)